body {
  background-color: white;
  color: white;
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Comic Sans", cursive;
}
table{
border: 5px outset white;
margin-left: auto;
  margin-right: auto;
  padding: 10px;
  background-color: #8B0000;
  border-spacing: 6px;
}
td{
   padding-top: 10px;
  padding-bottom: 20px;
  padding-left: 30px;
  padding-right: 40px;
border: 1px outset white;
background-color: #FF0000;
}
td.side{
border: 1px outset white;
padding: 300px;
background-color: #FF0000;
}
#text01 {
  text-align: center;
  animation: floaty 1s infinite alternate;
}
#wobble {
 text-shadow: -1px 0 #000, 0 1px #000, 1px 0 #000, 0 -1px #000, 0 0;
 font-size:200%;
 font-weight:bold; 
 color: #fff;
 }
 #fart {
text-align:center; 
font-weight: 900; 
font-size: 30px; 
line-height: 60px; 
animation: rubberBand 0.9s; 
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
 
} 

fart { 
transform: scale3d(1, 1, 1); 
} 

@-webkit-keyframes rubberBand { 
0% { 
-webkit-transform: scale3d(1, 1, 1);
transform: scale3d(1, 1, 1);
}

30% {
-webkit-transform: scale3d(1.25, 0.75, 1);
transform: scale3d(1.25, 0.75, 1);
}

40% {
-webkit-transform: scale3d(0.75, 1.25, 1);
transform: scale3d(0.75, 1.25, 1);
}

50% {
-webkit-transform: scale3d(1.15, 0.85, 1);
transform: scale3d(1.15, 0.85, 1);
}

65% {
-webkit-transform: scale3d(.95, 1.05, 1);
transform: scale3d(.95, 1.05, 1);
}

75% {
-webkit-transform: scale3d(1.05, .95, 1);
transform: scale3d(1.05, .95, 1);
}

100% {
-webkit-transform: scale3d(1, 1, 1);
transform: scale3d(1, 1, 1);
}
}
#text02 {
  text-align: center;
  animation: floaty 1s infinite alternate;
}

@keyframes floaty {
  from { transform: rotate(5deg); }
  to { transform: rotate(-5deg); }
}